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I just abandoned my life in Boston, cashed in my pension, jumped on a plane and landed in Los Angeles. While there may not be a job opportunity on every corner, at least there is a fucking TACO STAND.

(and click on my FUCKING ADS before I sell my body!)

:(

Nov 6

:(!

I’m in Boston this week. I was forced to eat bad tacos in Haverhill on Thursday. :(

I don’t deserve this!

Oh, well… at least it’s 40 degrees here and not 95 like L.A. GROSS.

I’ve already bumped into the worst people in 2 hours. How did I last 6 years here?

:’(


Nov 3

Halloworst!

NYC was a mess. I could have had 300 tacos in (Hel)L.A. for the amount of $$$ I wasted here. :(

On my way to Provincefrown :(

I need to contact my literary agent about my book “Bodega Cats: The Undocumented Workers”

I’m pretty sure I can include cats from antiques stores and florist shops, too.

Ok, time to drive/FML.


Oct 30

Halloworst!

NYC was a mess. I could have had 300 tacos in (Hel)L.A. for the amount of $$$ I wasted here. :(

On my way to Provincefrown :(

I need to contact my literary agent about my book “Bodega Cats: The Undocumented Workers”

I’m pretty sure I can include cats from antiques stores and florist shops, too.

Ok, time to drive/FML.


Halloworst!

NYC was a mess. I could have had 300 tacos in (Hel)L.A. for the amount of $$$ I wasted here. :(

On my way to Provincefrown :(

I need to contact my literary agent about my book “Bodega Cats: The Undocumented Workers”

I’m pretty sure I can include cats from antiques stores and florist shops, too.

Ok, time to drive/FML.


Oct 28

Home is where the hate is. :(

Ugh! I was in New England for less than 24 hours. My parents picked me up at the airport and took me out to a restaurant that was nicer than the one they took me to the night I graduated high school.

I’m not sure why they felt the need to treat me… That’s like if Tommy Lee’s parents took him to dinner the night he got home from the Dr. Feelgood tour. :( I’ve been at a party for 2 months and can’t find a job! :(((

I went out in Boston last night, and I think everyone I ran in2 hated me? I barely remember talking, but I guess I said awful things about some1 I thought every1 h8ed. :(

I’m on my way to a party in NYC to see FF.

My mother told me about some new bus that leaves out of Alewife in Cambridge. I guess it started yesterday and it’s only $10? I’m pretty sure the driver got his license yesterday, too. :(

FUCK.

Ok, I’m done. I guess the power outlets are short circuiting and I don’t want my phone to explode.

Later.


Oct 26
I went up and down Melrose yesterday to see if any of my favorite stores were hiring.

For some retarded reason, I went to Pink’s Hot Dogs :(

Fuck that line!

After 10 minz, I noticed a sign saying “cash only and we don’t have an ATM”

Fucked AGAIN!

I left and went to Oki Dog or whatevz… I’ve heard of them, too.

Cash only AND a “B” rating by the health inspector, or whatevz. That place was a dump and no customers at lunch. I say F rating, pigs!

I went to a BoA and puked when I saw my balance on the receipt. :(

Anywayz, I went back to Stink’s and the line was twice as long. 40 minutes later, I was finally sitting down with my tray of tummy ache. :(

Where was I going with this?

Whatevz.

Anywayz, this crazy homeless woman uses the garden hose outside of my sister’s bldg to bathe and wash her clothes. She was extra crazy this morning, so I went out the back alley to get to the street. That’s where I met this scene.

Did my sister’s neighborhood become Compton overnight?

Fuck!

Found a hair in my $10 sandwich in Silverlake today.

FML.

At least I’m not watching Glee tonight.

I went up and down Melrose yesterday to see if any of my favorite stores were hiring.

For some retarded reason, I went to Pink’s Hot Dogs :(

Fuck that line!

After 10 minz, I noticed a sign saying “cash only and we don’t have an ATM”

Fucked AGAIN!

I left and went to Oki Dog or whatevz… I’ve heard of them, too.

Cash only AND a “B” rating by the health inspector, or whatevz. That place was a dump and no customers at lunch. I say F rating, pigs!

I went to a BoA and puked when I saw my balance on the receipt. :(

Anywayz, I went back to Stink’s and the line was twice as long. 40 minutes later, I was finally sitting down with my tray of tummy ache. :(

Where was I going with this?

Whatevz.

Anywayz, this crazy homeless woman uses the garden hose outside of my sister’s bldg to bathe and wash her clothes. She was extra crazy this morning, so I went out the back alley to get to the street. That’s where I met this scene.

Did my sister’s neighborhood become Compton overnight?

Fuck!

Found a hair in my $10 sandwich in Silverlake today.

FML.

At least I’m not watching Glee tonight.


Oct 22

Unhappy Hour

UGH!

I drove to Torrance to meet with a placement agency. They basically tried to put me in a position at Tom’s Shoes, but it only pays $14/hr!

Uhhhh, maybe if they weren’t giving away a free pair of shoes to kids each time they sell a pair, they could afford to pay more? Fuck THIS!

Now I’m wasted at Akbar happy hour. :(

I had a really gross burrito at El Pollo Loco. It was vegetarian, but still very, very gross.

Fuck.

Getting textiez.

L8r.


What happens in Vegas…

tests positive when you get home. :(

Ugh! That was the grossest 36 hours of my life and my liver is pissed off.

I had 2 tacos while I was there (not including 1 I made myself in the Planet Hollywood buffet on the Mexican end :( )

Everyone was nasty. I think trash flocks there so they can smoke indoors and drink Budweiser on the street. :(

I’m not sure what I lost more of: respect for myself or my savings. :(

Worst city!


Oct 17

Ugh. Another 7 day weekend down the drain.

On Friday night, I had the saltiest asada taco in Echo Park next to the Echo Curio place. At least I didn’t have a bullet in my head, I guess? :(

Yesterday I ordered another pollo burrito at Los Burritos on Sunset. This one was different, because it was “wet” … I didn’t fucking ask for that! I just wanted to eat a burrito with my hand, but this one was covered in some sauce that reminded me of Spaghetti O’s :(

I was so pissed that I grabbed it out of the container and ate it with my hands until it almost slipped out of them. :(

I went to Faultline last night. :(

I had brunch at some place called the Mustard Seed CafĂ©… The breakfast burrito was good, but I fucking HATE the name of the place. Right?

FUCK!

I feel like death now. Time for a nap.

L8r.


Oct 15

Thank Satan it’s Friday. :(

Fuck!

I went to Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffle’s today. So greasy! I felt like an asshole inthere! There were too many kids on their lunch breaks from the neighboring Hollywood High School. FUCK! When I was in high school (until I was kicked out), I had a 28 minute lunch break, and 15 of those minutes were spent in a line waiting on a shitty slice of pizza made by a russian woman! :’(

I’m djing at some art opening tonight. I have no idea what I’m supposed to play. :’(

Fuck!

What am I going to be for Halloween?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFSdYhU6i9U

WHERE am I going to be for Halloween?

So sleepy.

I’m really getting into this FaceTime thing for my iPhone… It’s cool, because I have NO service out here, but as long as I am near a wifi spot, I can talk to ppl.

My sister’s home. LATER.


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